open post for taiwan

[plumblossom]

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TACKLES LIKE IT'S 2009

[plumblossom]

[ Sen is taller than Mei, but that doesn't stop Taiwan from doing this. She sneaks up to her like a cat, making absolutely sure that each step doesn't make a sound, and when she's close enough? She places a hand on Vietnam's shoulder and raises a finger for her cheek to press onto. It's the perfect trap. ] Hi, Vietnam! You look cute today! [ It's totally not like Taiwan hasn't seen her in forever? They're in another universe, which means it's just another Tuesday. Normal Hetalia things. ]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S TEN YEARS.

[hoasen]

[Meanwhile, someone is completely oblivious to Taiwan's sneaking. After all, she's focused on...actually what was she looking at?

Which means she fell for that trap and there is a finger on her cheek.]

Taiwan--? Ah?

[She's looking around because WHAT DOES SHE MEAN.]

No, I mean I may have purchased that new lipstick that I found in your magazine, but otherwise, I haven't done anything new. I need to learn more from you!

[YEAH JUST HETALIA THINGS never mind that someone literally was walking a human on the other side there with a leash.]

1/2

[plumblossom]

[ HAH SHE FELL FOR IT. TWO POINTS FOR TAIWAN. But after her smug smirk of victory, she taps her chin as she looks at Vietnam closely. ] Hohoh! I see, I see. The lipstick was the secret to your success. Have you tried the lip and cheek cream by Canmake? It'll make you super kawaii! [ i die every time i type this ]

IT'S THE BIGGEST REUNION OF THE DECADE

[plumblossom]

[ ... It's cute that Vietnam is listening to her advice. She laughs. She can't help it! She always knew that Vietnam was worried about that sort of thing. ] You're already cute, Vietnam. I'm just glad I was able to help! I can see that you've been working really hard. Did something good happen? [ totally ignoring the people on leashes yep ]

TEN YEAR PARTY. IT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR KARAOKE

[hoasen]

[Taiwan is a pro at this, she is maximum cute. Of course she'll listen to her! TEACH HER EVERYTHING, TRUE TEACHER.]

I still have such a long way to go! [But it's true that maybe some people are convincing her that she's pretty cute. Taiwan, be proud of your protege.] But I don't think anything good has happened other than the lipstick was on sale.

[And ignore the bicycle. If you get me.]

10 HOUR KARAOKE FUCK YEAHHHHHH

[plumblossom]

But you bought the lipstick and used it! Back then, you'd only look at it from a distance and move on. I think you're really getting there. [ This is how the Taiwan magic works. First she makes you feel really good about something, then she drags you around to do her bidding again. ] Um, I have a question, though... Should I be riding you as a bicycle too?

DRAW A CIRCLE--wait

[hoasen]

[Somehow half my tag disappeared before what a failure.]

You're right...I wouldn't have given in to a fifty percent discount. I guess I'm really getting stronger! But next time we need to buy the gift bags after the sales.

[What the fuck.

Also.]

.........Why?

they never did give Viet a character song. I'm mad

[plumblossom]

[Taiwan also laughs nervously, because what the fuck.]

Isn't that what everyone else is doing? I don't really want to do it, though...

same, please give her a sweet as voice too wow

[hoasen]

[It's so disturbing and frankly, looks like it's bad for the back and knees.]

It is but...[She looks away, distressed since--]

How does that logically work? How they're peddling their partner along...?

[plumblossom]

Um, it looks difficult to begin with, so I don't think they get very far. [ She says the next sentence with some difficulty. ] Maybe it's one of those "power play" things? Is this what you've been up to?